WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS WHILE EATING OR DO NOT EVER READ THIS IF YOU ARE WEAK MINDED AND CAN PUKE JUST BY IMAGINING PUKE!!!
This is a short post on what basically happened to me last week. Last week I was absent for two days! (there goes my 100% attendance certificate I was aiming for)
Why? Food poisoning!
How? Either the school leko (not sure how you spell that so I'm going to leave a picture to clear confusion)
(Note: That picture's leko looks way better compared to the school's crap)
or
the spaghetti which was supposed to be my lunch but since I stayed back at school and skipped lunch, that spaghetti was left on the table the whole time and I had it for dinner instead.
I went to sleep as normal without feeling bad or anything at all. But somehow, I suddenly woke up at 5 a.m. to the feeling of throwing up. That time, my room toilet was out of service so I had to rush all the way downstairs to the toilet. But as soon as I reached the stairs, I couldn't hold it in and threw up twice on the stairs. After that I had diarrhea and then skip school.
Blah blah blah
In the two days I skipped school, I puked 3 times and had diarrhea 5 times!
What? Eww... You didn't have to tell us that!
Well I did warn you and no one forced you to read my blog.
What? Eww... You didn't have to tell us that!
Well I did warn you and no one forced you to read my blog.
bleh! common response to food poisoning. anyway, why did you suffer for 2 days for nothing? next time you get food poisoning just take a handful of rice, boil it with a jug of water,throw in a few grains of salt and drink it all up. cures you in no time at all! i swear on it.
ReplyDeleteu mean I'm to swallow salt porridge when i get food poisoning.. ._.
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