Sunday, 28 April 2013

Poison!!! #17.5

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS WHILE EATING OR DO NOT EVER READ THIS IF YOU ARE WEAK MINDED AND CAN PUKE JUST BY IMAGINING PUKE!!!


This is a short post on what basically happened to me last week. Last week I was absent for two days! (there goes my 100% attendance certificate I was aiming for)
Why? Food poisoning!
How? Either the school leko (not sure how you spell that so I'm going to leave a picture to clear confusion)

 (Note: That picture's leko looks way better compared to the school's crap)
or
the spaghetti which was supposed to be my lunch but since I stayed back at school and skipped lunch, that spaghetti was left on the table the whole time and I had it for dinner instead. 

I went to sleep as normal without feeling bad or anything at all. But somehow, I suddenly woke up at 5 a.m. to the feeling of throwing up. That time, my room toilet was out of service so I had to rush all the way downstairs to the toilet. But as soon as I reached the stairs, I couldn't hold it in and threw up twice on the stairs. After that I had diarrhea and then skip school. 

Blah blah blah
In the two days I skipped school, I puked 3 times and had diarrhea 5 times!
What? Eww... You didn't have to tell us that!
Well I did warn you and no one forced you to read my blog.

School essay #17?

          It all started the day my headmistress called me into her office. My name is Zac, I am a hexchem-engineered supersoldier created in a weapons laboratory for the purposes of war. However I was rescued and adopted my by two loving parents who raised me as a normal child. I had always been different from other children as none had my powers of strength and flexibility, so my parents were always doing their best to teach me from right and wrong.
          I was already aware of why I was being summoned as I recently sent a few students into the hospital with broken ribs and fractured arms. However, when I arrived at the office it wasn't the head mistress that was waiting for me, instead it was a man with the scariest aura around him. He told me not to be afraid as I was not in trouble, in fact he told me it was took as a self defense situation so I was just going to be alright. However, I paid no attention to what he had just told me. The only thing that was running through my mind was who was this man and what happened to the headmistress. But the next thing he said grabbed my immediate attention. He said to follow him back to where I originally came from. At that time, I didn't know a thing as I thought I was just an ordinary school kid. Puzzled by what he meant I wanted to question him about it when he suddenly attacked me. With my strong reflexes, I managed to dodge him and sent him to sleep with a knock on his head. After that I immediately ran home. 
          As soon as I reached home, I stormed the house looking for my parents but they weren't there. Instead, I found a note on the table stating "If you ever want to see your parents again, step out of the door and surrender yourself to us." As I walked out of the house, I noticed I was surrounded by people wearing lab coats with guns pointing at me. I was confused, afraid and worried at the same time. But after coming back to my senses, I shouted "Where are my parents!?" That's when out of the crowd of scientist pointing their guns at me, a man slowly crept out of the shadows. It was the same man at the headmistress office! He then told me his name was Dr. Xavier Rath and explained everything to me, about how I'm not human, how I was created for war, how my parents stole me from the laboratory. Everything was a big shock for me at that time, but after some time thinking, again I asked of my parents. He said they're fine and he would only released them if I promised to come quietly with them. I agreed with him and they led me into a cage.
          I saw them release my parents and with relief, I just sat down in my cage. Although my parents were crying and were begging they released me, I thought that this was all just for the best. However, when we were about to leave, one of the scientist shot my parents. I saw my parents went down and were lying in a pool of blood. Enraged, I burst with anger, destroying the cage and the truck I was in. That time I heard, Dr. Xavier shouting at that scientist that shot my parents "You fool! You were supposed to kill them after we left!". Those words made me even more angry. With my superhuman strength, I charged towards both the scientist and Dr. Xavier with the intend to kill. Dr. Xavier shouted "Stop him! Don't let him get any closer!". Bullets were being shot at my way like rain, but non of the bullets seemed to hurt. In fact, just like the rain, they bullets just bounced off my skin. I was literally bulletproof. 
          I leaped on to Dr. Xavier, pushing him onto the ground! I shouted "You lied! You said you'll let my parents go!". He still daringly replied "I didn't lie. In fact, I did let them go. I just didn't say I would kill them" with a chuckle. I got even more angry and smashed his face onto the ground until the ground itself broke apart. I then continue to kill every other scientist at the scene not letting a single one escape. However, I could not seem to find the scientist that shot my parents down. He was nowhere to be found! After I killed the last scientist, the silence stood there and I was left in a pool of blood. Suddenly, I heard the most evilest laugh. I shouted "Who goes there!?". From the shadows he replied "It's the man who killed your parents!". I immediately chased after him into an alley where I suddenly got caught in a dead end. His evil laugh came again and said "You'll never catch me!". I never heard him again after that. Since then, I traveled as a outcast, being hunted down as a wanted deadly criminal, for the murder of 99 man. I vowed to not rest until I get revenge on the man who killed my parents.

Saturday, 20 April 2013

China Earthquake #16

Normally I would post only on Sunday or later if I had problems posting on Sundays but today I'm going to post my blog while the information is still fresh in my head.

As you should know, today China had an earthquake... and as I mentioned in last week's blog, my parents went to China...
Yeap, you guessed it... My parents ARE ALIVE!!! I'm just messing around with you readers. They came back today although they did feel the earthquake but it wasn't so serious at their area.
This is what my mom told me...

When my dad woke my mom up for breakfast, as breakfast in hotels are only to a certain time of the day, my mom went to the toilet, got back, sat down in front of the make-up vanity and put on her make-up. Suddenly, they noticed things were shaking. My dad was like 'Earthquake ah?!" while my mom replied "Maybe oh!". My mom then looked out the window and saw people already running out of the hotel. My mom went with her friends including her mom (my maternal grandma) and were living on the 6th floor of the hotel at that time. Now back to the earthquake, that time, my mom was thinking that her mom was already so old, how's she going to climb 6 stairs down. Then my mom and my dad looked around and then just sat down. My mom just SAT DOWN and continued putting on her make-up!!! My dad likewise, just SAT DOWN ON the bed. After awhile, they decided to go out of the room and they saw my grandma with my aunt (mom's younger sister) just standing outside. My grandma then told them how they immediately rushed out and just stood there after seeing other people rushing out of their rooms to run out of the hotel naked! Well not really naked, just topless. Man or woman, I don't know. But there were a few of them that rushed out topless so I'm guessing both genders.

After awhile the shaking stopped and they regrouped. During then, one of my moms friend explained her experience (We'll call her Jane for now). When it suddenly started shaking, Jane and her husband (both very chunky... or so we say fat) looked around for places to hide. Then they decided to hide between the beds but had trouble squeezing due to their size. At that time, Jane said she needed to pee! So she went to the toilet instead. But while peeing she said she couldn't stop! She had a strong urge to pee and the pee felt like it went on forever! After finally finishing her business they rushed down the stairs like everyone else. (Although that time my mom was probably still in her room putting on make-up)

Well that's that and now they're back and alive.
Moral of the story: When facing an earthquake, you have to die pretty(mom still putting on make-up) and comfortably (dad decided to wait ON the bed)!

Sunday, 14 April 2013

B o r e d e m ' s M y W o r s t E n e m y ! # 1 5

Y o u  M a y  Be  W o n d e r i n g  W h y  I ' m  T y p i n g  L i k e  T h i s . . .
B u t  I f  Y o u  R e a d  T h e  T i t l e  O f  T o d a y ' s  P o s t ,  Y o u ' d ' v e  P r o b a b l y  F i g u r e d  O u t  W h y .

Y e s !  I n d e e d !  I ' m  B o r e d !  B o r e d  B e y o n d  M e a s u r e !  S o  B o r e d ,  I t ' s  A c t u a l l y  P i s s i n g  M e  O f f !

Y e t  I  S t i l l  F a i l  T o  F i n d  A n y t h i n g  T o  R e l i e f  T h i s  C u r s e !

Okay, enough with that typing. The speed of typing that was so slow that I almost wanted to kill myself. This weekend has got to be the most boring weekend I've had this year.. (so far!) 

Why? I still don't have my laptop nor phone. I also lost my only online chatting companion as I have no clue where that person disappeared to, hence leaving me to rot in the darkness of my little silent corner at home. 

What more that happened? I missed tuition last Wednesday again, making it the 5th class I missed in a row! Furthermore today's tuition which I missed due to something I wouldn't wish to tell the world. Though while I was away from tuition today, something rather interesting happened. Well, I don't think it'd be pleasant for me to mention what happened but let's just say I'm maybe going to cause havoc in the next class.

Though as a bonus, for the whole week I'll be parents free! My parents just left this morning for China (for the thousandth time) and won't be back till next Sunday... I think? Well who cares, they don't really play a part in my daily activities. 

I ' m O u T o F i D e A s ! S o I ' l L e N d T h I s P o S t W i T h T h I s I r R i T a T i N g L y H a R d T o R e A d S e N t E n C e !  

Tuesday, 9 April 2013

CODE RED! #14.5

This is going to be a super early blog but I don't care, the marks should still count. Lately, I've found out that Lecus found my blog, curious I went into investigation to shed light on the truth about this. The following day, I found out that someone else reads my blog namely Wen Rong -.- all the gay admirers I have *sigh*... Because of that, I searched high and low, far and wide, for the source. Cracking my head, 'Why do they have my blog'. Then it hit me! Wen Rong mentioned about a list my blog was in. So I then traced Pn.Monica's (You who I supposedly wrote this only for  as I thought it was private and confidential) blog and found my blog on the list. I was betrayed! She breached the terms and conditions I just made up moments ago! Which is still lawbreaking! All my secrets, problems and troubles revealed to the world (class actually, excluding rumors and gossip)! I feel like I'm walking on the streets naked now! Or every word I type is as if I were defusing a bomb. With that, I removed a very crucial part of one of my previous blogs which I hope not many have read. Furthermore, if I'm no longer able to control myself and went missing along with a serial murder case on the news. Fret not, as I would most likely be that murderer. First on the hit list would be Lecus.

As I was about to publish this, I was just informed that I could privatize this. Though what's seen has already been seen and cannot be unseen. Hence, I'll leave it as it is (doesn't know how to privatize blog) and just mind what I type here.

Sunday, 7 April 2013

Shoo!!! #14

SHOO!!! As in really SHOO! Go away! To my aunt that is. Finally! She's leaving tomorrow. That witch is unbearable. A few times in this week she came over, she made everyone have 2 choices. 1 was to eat dinner at 5pm! That's bloody early! Or 2 eat cold dinner! All because she wanted to go out and had to eat earlier! #&(TRG#UFBG#(QH)D!HBVC(#G)FH

Moving on...
Today, for the entire day until now. I was deprived from all technology!! Except the clock -.-" until now! When my dad finally left the laptop (for awhile probably) to have dinner outside. I refused to go as they went out for Chinese. I don't really fancy Chinese restaurants as they're either plastic chaired, or way too grand. Furthermore, without fail! Chinese restaurants serve you rice! I tend to dislike plain rice. So chicken rice, duck rice, etc. with some particular flavour in their rice are an exception.

Furthermore, this week was the 4th time in a row I missed my physics tuition! FOURTH TIME!!! Why? I don't know. I just keep forgetting. Maybe, as I lost my phone, I lost track of my schedules, the date and even time itself. I need my phone back! As I've said in one of my previous blogs, I've already sent it for repair. Though it already came This is ridiculous! If only my parents weren't such a cheapskate.

As for the laptop, it's not repairable! With that said, I'm never going to get any entertainment in this pathetic one sided, bias family.

Lately, I find my dad to be really annoying. The moment he opens his mouth, I feel like slapping him on the spot. I mean really! What he says never make sense. For example, a few days ago my dad was arranging his coin collection. As I spoke to him about how many hobbies he has, he then replied 'Yea, and you don't have any hobbies'. I then replied 'I don't find anything interesting'. His final reply which ticked me off was 'That's because you think you're so smart'. I mean like WHAT?! That doesn't even make sense. And even if I do think I'm so smart! It's most likely his genes or genetic garbage I would say. I mean, I'm not the one going to shopping malls at the wine section then randomly talking to strangers about wine as if I created the bloody wine itself! Nor am I the one going on tours and out talking the tour guides about THEIR own history. This annoying 'thinks he know it all' old man has to stop. He even talks more than any woman I know! Worst than any grandmother telling their 'grandmother stories'. He's also a lazy slob who thinks he can do whatever he wants just because he gets the house income. That man... I've never once looked up to him nor even look at him and thought "That's my dad!" NO! In public, I rather walk 10 steps away from him if I had the choice. He's nothing but an embarrassment outside the house.

That's it, I've thought too much and got my blood boiling just thinking about him. Not to mention, he's back from dinner.